If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

Anonymous asked:

getting one of those big drinks on a roadtrip knowing the only place im headed is piss city population me

egberts answered:

i think this is the button you meant to use

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[respectissexy]

Tumblr is currently serving me an ad for "Voda, the LGBTQ mental health app" offering "daily meditations, self-care and AI advice" and as a therapist I am begging you not to download an app where an AI tries to help you with your mental health. Please do not. They tried to have an AI chatbot counsel eating disorder patients and it told them to diet. That shit is not safe. Do not talk to an AI about your mental health please. You don't need to talk to a professional but talk to a PERSON.

[teaboot]

I'm also getting these ads. Fuck that shit

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[capseycartwright]

perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[funnytwittertweets]

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[ampervadasz]

Deadwish

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[politijohn]

Source

Source

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[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[liveleaker]

doing the kubrick stare at his cock

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[pukicho]

Cute partner  nicknames

• The One
• gay sex
• Manhattan project 
• disease 

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Oh how confused I was when I got this in the mail, before remembering I signed up to vote for the USA Mullet Championship last year to vote for a kid named Epic

Winner in my heart

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I just remembered that my winner for teen division also lost last year 😔

Epic and Cash were robbed.

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[captain-price-unofficially]

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[fairycosmos]

they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

[If you don't smile at dogs, don't smile at me.]

[maamlet]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish: